Reorganize the Leagues, kill the wildcard. 2 Leagues, 4 divisions. Division winners meet in the playoffs. DH in both leagues.
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American League
EAST
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
NORTH
Minnesota Twins
Milwaukee Brewers
Toronto Blue Jays
Detroit Tigers
CENTRAL
Houston Astros
Texas Rangers
Kansas City Royals
Colorado Rockies
WEST
Oakland A's
Seattle Mariners
San Francisco Giants
*Las Vegas or Portland Expansion Team
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National League
EAST
Baltimore Orioles
Washington Nationals
Pittsburgh Pirates
Cleveland Indians
SOUTH
Tampa Bay Rays
Atlanta Braves
Florida Marlins
* New Orleans or San Antonio Expansion Team
CENTRAL
Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox
St Louis Cardinals
Cincinnati Reds
WEST
Los Angeles Dodgers
Anaheim Angels
Arizona Diamondbacks
San Diego Padres
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Almost ready
I'll admit it. I'm 31 years old. I've been a Royals fan since I was 9. That's 22 years. I'm this close to abandoning ship. I can't take it any more.
I live 81 miles from Dodger Stadium, 82 miles to Petco Park, and 54 miles from the "Big A". Yet, I still spend 200 bucks a year to get extra innings so I can watch the damn Royals lose. I get the Dodgers and Angels games on basic cable, and to tell you the truth I find myself watching more "free" Angels games than the Royals games I pay good money for year after year after year.
Honestly, I've had it with this franchise. I'll never live anywhere near Kansas City again, why bother?
I live 81 miles from Dodger Stadium, 82 miles to Petco Park, and 54 miles from the "Big A". Yet, I still spend 200 bucks a year to get extra innings so I can watch the damn Royals lose. I get the Dodgers and Angels games on basic cable, and to tell you the truth I find myself watching more "free" Angels games than the Royals games I pay good money for year after year after year.
Honestly, I've had it with this franchise. I'll never live anywhere near Kansas City again, why bother?
Monday, June 15, 2009
Order of Merit (National League)
There are quite a few more teams I like in the N.L. Probably because they aren't the Royals foils.
1. Atlanta Braves- Anyone with basic cable in the 80's knows they're America's Team
2. Pittsburgh Pirates- Back in 91-92 I honestly wanted both the Braves and the Pirates to win the NLCS, either way I'd be happy
3. San Diego Padres- I've adopted them, I work in San Diego.
4. San Francisco Giants- Kevin Mitchell, Will Clark, man the 80's were awesome
5. Cincinnati Reds- I thoroughly enjoyed last weekend's series with the Royals
6. Houston Astros- Nolan Ryan hooked me on the stros, their current uniforms suck balls, bring back the orange rainbows!
7. Washington Nationals- I always loved the Expos and they'd be 2 or 3 spots higher if they were still in Montreal
(The hate begins)
8. Colorado Rockies- Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of grown men like purple uniforms
9. Arizona Diamondbacks- Good thing they're no longer purple, their stadium is god awful
10. Philadelphia Phillies- I'd rather just watch the fanatic fuck with Tommy Lasorda
11. Milwaukee Brewers- N matter what league they're in, I'd hate them equally. Garbage ballpark, too
12. Chicago Cubs- If Harry Carey were still around, I'd rank them 4 or 5, but now, the lovable loser gimmick is tired and old
13. Florida Marlins- Hey Kobe, how's my ass taste? Contract them.
14. LA Dodgers- Granted Kirk Gibson gave the world one of the best world series moments of all time, but I'd rather walk in Harlem with a "I hate niggers" sign than be in Chavez Ravine after dark
15. St Louis Cardinals- Someday I'll find one of those "Mark Mcgwire replica hall of fame plaques" the birds made at a salvation army somewhere.
16. New York Mets- I would have ranked them 11 or 12 last year, but signing that ego-maniac K-Rod, made them last on my list. Yes, I hate him that much. I'd risk jail time to punch that fucker squaw in the nutz.
1. Atlanta Braves- Anyone with basic cable in the 80's knows they're America's Team
2. Pittsburgh Pirates- Back in 91-92 I honestly wanted both the Braves and the Pirates to win the NLCS, either way I'd be happy
3. San Diego Padres- I've adopted them, I work in San Diego.
4. San Francisco Giants- Kevin Mitchell, Will Clark, man the 80's were awesome
5. Cincinnati Reds- I thoroughly enjoyed last weekend's series with the Royals
6. Houston Astros- Nolan Ryan hooked me on the stros, their current uniforms suck balls, bring back the orange rainbows!
7. Washington Nationals- I always loved the Expos and they'd be 2 or 3 spots higher if they were still in Montreal
(The hate begins)
8. Colorado Rockies- Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of grown men like purple uniforms
9. Arizona Diamondbacks- Good thing they're no longer purple, their stadium is god awful
10. Philadelphia Phillies- I'd rather just watch the fanatic fuck with Tommy Lasorda
11. Milwaukee Brewers- N matter what league they're in, I'd hate them equally. Garbage ballpark, too
12. Chicago Cubs- If Harry Carey were still around, I'd rank them 4 or 5, but now, the lovable loser gimmick is tired and old
13. Florida Marlins- Hey Kobe, how's my ass taste? Contract them.
14. LA Dodgers- Granted Kirk Gibson gave the world one of the best world series moments of all time, but I'd rather walk in Harlem with a "I hate niggers" sign than be in Chavez Ravine after dark
15. St Louis Cardinals- Someday I'll find one of those "Mark Mcgwire replica hall of fame plaques" the birds made at a salvation army somewhere.
16. New York Mets- I would have ranked them 11 or 12 last year, but signing that ego-maniac K-Rod, made them last on my list. Yes, I hate him that much. I'd risk jail time to punch that fucker squaw in the nutz.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Order of Merit (American league)
Here is my order of merit list for the American League. it;s not how good I think they are, but how much I either like them, or can't stand them.. Enjoy.
1. Kansas City Royals- Of Course
2. Texas Ranger- I lived in Texas during the 97, 98, and 99 seasons. I actually enjoy watching them as long as they're not playing the Royals.
3. Toronto Blue Jays- Its the first team I ever saw at then Royals Stadium (circa 1988) play the Royals so I have a soft spot for them.
4. Los Angeles Angels- They are my wife's team, so I stomach them.
5. Seattle Mariners- Neutral, bordering on hate
(This is where I offically start hating teams)
6. Tampa Bay Rays- I didn't hate them until the bandwagon rolled out last year.
7. Detroit Tigers- Out of all the teams in the AL Central, this is the one I hate the least.
8. Baltimore Orioles- Ugh. Even their team colors are hideous.
9. Cleveland Indians- Major League was a good movie. Major League 2, not so much.
10. Minnesota Twins- I hate them solely based on the 1991 World Series. They took my Braves storybook ending and pissed on it.
11. Oakland A's- The '89 Royals would have gone to the WS if it had not been for the Roids, I mean the A's.
12. Chicago White Sux- Shitty Fans, Shitty ballpark, 2nd class team in their own city.
13. New York Yankees- I hate them for so many reasons, Their history in the ALCS with the Royals, The pine tar incident, thier fucking fans, god what a bunch of cocksmokers.
14. Boston Red Sox- I hate everything Sox related. That stupid movie with Jimmy Fallon was the icing on the cake.
1. Kansas City Royals- Of Course
2. Texas Ranger- I lived in Texas during the 97, 98, and 99 seasons. I actually enjoy watching them as long as they're not playing the Royals.
3. Toronto Blue Jays- Its the first team I ever saw at then Royals Stadium (circa 1988) play the Royals so I have a soft spot for them.
4. Los Angeles Angels- They are my wife's team, so I stomach them.
5. Seattle Mariners- Neutral, bordering on hate
(This is where I offically start hating teams)
6. Tampa Bay Rays- I didn't hate them until the bandwagon rolled out last year.
7. Detroit Tigers- Out of all the teams in the AL Central, this is the one I hate the least.
8. Baltimore Orioles- Ugh. Even their team colors are hideous.
9. Cleveland Indians- Major League was a good movie. Major League 2, not so much.
10. Minnesota Twins- I hate them solely based on the 1991 World Series. They took my Braves storybook ending and pissed on it.
11. Oakland A's- The '89 Royals would have gone to the WS if it had not been for the Roids, I mean the A's.
12. Chicago White Sux- Shitty Fans, Shitty ballpark, 2nd class team in their own city.
13. New York Yankees- I hate them for so many reasons, Their history in the ALCS with the Royals, The pine tar incident, thier fucking fans, god what a bunch of cocksmokers.
14. Boston Red Sox- I hate everything Sox related. That stupid movie with Jimmy Fallon was the icing on the cake.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Prop 8 Stands
The California Supreme Court came to it's decision today. Prop 8 stands. Gay marriage is ILLEGAL in California.
Thank God.
The bad news is, they ruled the 18,000 marriages that took place before the voters outlawed gay marriage, would remain valid. Hopefully with the rate of divorce in this country, it will be less than half of that number within a decades time.
I am elated that the highest court in the state recognized that the MAJORITY of Californian's oppose queers getting married.
Victory for what is right and moral. Now if we can just do something about this illegal alien problem, and bumbling Governor, then all would be right in the state.
Thank God.
The bad news is, they ruled the 18,000 marriages that took place before the voters outlawed gay marriage, would remain valid. Hopefully with the rate of divorce in this country, it will be less than half of that number within a decades time.
I am elated that the highest court in the state recognized that the MAJORITY of Californian's oppose queers getting married.
Victory for what is right and moral. Now if we can just do something about this illegal alien problem, and bumbling Governor, then all would be right in the state.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Losers
This team is fucking garbage. Losers. Every last one of them. 24 fucking years. 24 years this team has been SHIT. What a bunch of fucking pussies.
This is the worst franchise in baseball.
This is the worst franchise in baseball.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Moral Dilemma
I REALLY want to make fun of something I saw on a Royals message board. It's tearing me up inside. I really really want to go crazy, but, alas, I won't. Damn morals. But if I'm lucky the personna in question will do something douchy before I forget about it, and I'll cum all over myself roasting them.
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